1) I never changed a diaper before
2) As a bachelor, my prior highest level of responsibility was keeping my home-brewed beer at the appropriate fermenting temperature
3) I couldn't imagine what I would have in common with a 1.5-year-old child.
I always suspected taking care of a small child was akin to taking care of a tiny, needy, narcissistic drunk person.
It turns out I was right about that.
But it also happens little Lula and I have quite a bit in common:
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| We both love crackers, hot dogs and Mac 'n' Cheese. |
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| We're both in the 95th percentile in weight for our age. Could be that has to do with the aforementioned dietary preferences. |
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| We both make this face for about an hour after waking from naptime. |
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| We have similar taste in television programming. |
